Not So Crazy Eights!

I personally love this advice from Larry Winget's "People Are Idiots And I Can Prove It" http://books.google.com/books?id=cEn_K1DQ-XoC&printsec=frontcover&dq=inauthor:Larry+inauthor:Winget&ei=6BOYSoD0B4KGkATHpYiRAQ#v=onepage&q=&f=false

1. Life is not made up of the haves and have-nots - Life is made up of the wills and will-nots.
   
2. A promise to try - is a promise to fail
   
3. Do what you said you would do, when you said you would do it, the way you said you would do it.
   
4. The man that does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them.
   
5. Folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be
   
6. Sometimes a laugh is the only weapon we have
   
7. He that walketh with wise men shall be wise - He that walketh with a dumb ass shall also be known as a dumb ass
   
8. Your life is your own damn fault.
   Take responsibility for it.
   Learn what you need to do to fix it.
   Take action on what you’ve learned.
   Enjoy the results.